Selected Things I Feel Guilty About


This Week

Saying ‘tits’ in conversation with my girlfriend, forgetting momentarily that she hates the term

Attending an event with a new friend, and leaving him stranded for an extended period with people he did not know

Raising my voice to the cat (cf. “Selected Things I Feel Embarrassed…

My list would be extensive and prevent me from having future relationships with humans. This is Beautiful Mark. 

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